Thursday, February 11, 2010

The Napa of Pot: Big Island Hawaii?


I'm in Kailua-Kona sitting at a white desk, looking at the surging ocean. The surf is up and I am high as a parasailer. I forgot how good Hawaiian pot is.


Everybody has heard of Maui Wowie. But mainlanders forget that the rich volcanic soil of the Big Island - along with perfect, lush growing conditions - makes the pot here awesomer than even good Mendo.

"Kona Gold" is the pot grown in the sunny, perpetually-summer-like Kona region. I heard the name was actually coined by a black jazz musician - the same guy that brought jazz to the island. "Puna Butter" is another famous strain. It is grown in areas where sugar cane grew and it's sweet like budda. Some people will say the true old strains are dead.

The Big Island is famous for its volcanoes. Even though the rocky terrain seems harsh to the eye, it is a plant paradise. Plants love volcanic soil. Volcanic soil is so fertile because it contains many elements essential to plant growth: iron, magnesium, sodium, and potassium.

Many famous wines from around the world began as juice in grape plants planted at the bases of famous volcanoes. Interestingly, volcanic soil comprises only 1% of the earth's surface. Major areas of volcanic soils also occur in South America and Japan. I've never tried any South American or Japanese pot. Have you?


Thursday, February 4, 2010

MED BREAD: Marijuana Banana Bread Recipe



This recipe is for medical marijuana patients who prefer to eat their pot instead of smoke it. Yum!

"GOING BANANAS" MED BREAD RECIPE

Ingredients:1/2 to 3/4 cup marijuana-butter (soft)
2 cups flour
3-4 ripe bananas (smashed)
1/2 cup milk
1 cup white sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 teaspoon vanilla

1/4 cup chopped walnuts
Directions:
1)
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

2) Mix the marijuana butter and smashed bananas in a large bowl.
3) Mix in the eggs, milk, and sugar.
4)
Add baking soda and vanilla.
5)
Add flour last - slowly while beating.
6)
Place in a greased loaf baking pan and bake for one hour.
7) Cool on a rack. Slice and serve. Yum.